no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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