Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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