omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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I think I sprained my soul last night
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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