You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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