Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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