Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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