Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Couch. On fire.
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