Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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