Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize