love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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