Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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