This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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