I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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