Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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