What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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