I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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