There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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