**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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