I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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