I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
She announced her abortion via fbk
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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