well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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