The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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