can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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