I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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