Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize