Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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