You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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