..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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