Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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