Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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