My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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