Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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