Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize