After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize