in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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