I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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