is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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