Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
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every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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