ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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