ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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