Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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