Already got asked if we're dating
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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