Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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