Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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