I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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