2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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