please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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