So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He passed out mid-signature
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize