Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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