NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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